Poetry for Neanderthals Pop Culture Edition EN

It is nice to be a poet.
And it is also nice to be a Neanderthal.
But it is less nice to be both at the same time...

As a poet, you like to recite profound prose, such as:
The imposing Woolly Mammoth mocks my small, hairless body.

But as a Neanderthal, you can only say:
Big strong thing with much hair laughs at me for me is small and bald.

Your problem is that, as a Neanderthal, you don't know any words with more than one syllable.
The problem for your team is that they have to listen to a Neanderthal reciting poetry.